One of our author just had to do it.

A: "So Enwei, you were guarding the muffin the whole time right?"

B: "Yeah. I never moved away from the muffin."

A: "Hmm okay...but did you....blink?"

B: "Yes i believe i did"

A: "What do you think you could have done to avoid the muffin from being stolen"

B: "I shouldn't blink..

Conversation over lunch at Fat Boys.

Song: I don't really like this Mahalo. It's Mabye for me.

Mother: Son, don't eat so much fast food. It's not good. A lot of preservative.

Son: It's okay. At when I die, I'm well preserved.

Have you heard of the kidnapping?

What? No...

Anyway, the kid woke up. 

Question of the day: Can swans fly?

Eric: No la, they only fly like chicken *demo chicken fly*

Swan: Of course they can fly

Enwei: They can fly la. Didn't you read the story book?

Song: *google and shows a video clip of swans flying*

Enwei (at work): I have a shit crisis!

Me: Do you mean... you have a SHITUATION?

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Wylyn: If there's a refrigerator, where's the frigerator?

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Why do we have so many puns on Sunday?

BCOS IT'S PUN-DAY!

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Adrian: Let's go to Avenue K for lunch!

Me: So far, later late how?

Adrian: We leave early lah!

Me: Wah, don't play. If we late, HR will SER-LI kill us.

(Ser Li is our HR)

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What do you call lunch hour at Quan's?

I'TS QUAN O'CLOCK! 

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